protein loading

our team eating meat. over the course of training, our team eating enough meat to spill out of our stomaches through our skin and muscle and through our spine in the back, out over our asses.

over the course of training, our team growing enough muscle from ingesting the muscle of animals, that other teams barely have enough room to stand on the soccer field. our team crushing the light out of the sun. our team winning the championship game by at least eighty goals.

over the course of two or three years, our team changing the temperature on the entire planet earth. our team building muscle by ingesting islands and oceans. our team being bashed by al gore. our team being denied by several prominent scientists. many years later, our team killing those scientists.