spears for victory

our game plan must be in favor of spears. if, collectively, we have spears on the field, and lots of spears, we can draw the life-flavor out of our enemies' asses and groins with a heartless ass-groin stabbing power that not only makes sense, but is affordable. these spears could easily be formed in our own homes using cut pvc pipe or bamboo, and one spear could economically shed the ass/groin blood of multiple teams on multiple fields.