the age of winners

advice and fortunes for my d-level soccer team



6.09.2007

hiatus

we all went on hiatus, and then things imploded. asses imploded. the sun imploded. it was nighttime all day, and the earth was slowly dying. we went out for nachos, so we could stay warm. when our hiatus was over, we tried to practice, but the moon was dark.

our games were cold and black, and we all got drunk during them for warmth. i passed to trees. i stabbed sideline dogs when i should have been stabbing opposing team members.

during half time, i went to jack-in-the-box for monster tacos. we sang karaoke in blood stained soccer shorts after the game, and i'm pretty sure it was my own blood that was on my shorts. i sang "nickel bags" by digable planets.

the moon is in jupiter. gamble on horses.

your lucky numbers are nine and eighty.